Having played Dungeons and Dragons for a while now, a new character is refreshing especially when he's not like anything you've played before. I find myself all too often falling into a mercenary fighter role, sometimes a valiant hero but that's much less common. So when I knew I needed a character, Oaen (pronounced Owen) was about as different as I could get.

See, Oaen is 3'4" tall and about as smart as a rutabaga. As a player, I go into every gaming session looking for stunts to pull which should, in all honesty, end up in the death of poor Oaen. The problem is that Oaen is built, in terms of the game, to be damn hard to kill. Let's give you a rundown of the latest gaming session.

You know what? Screw that, here's the story from Oaen himself.

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