Last night was a progressive dinner style event for the Mindcomet employees which had a climax of a no-holds-barred shotfest. And I decided to just go balls to the wall.
Shots are really the optimal way to get someone like me drunk, any other option takes too much alcohol or time simply as a factor of size. I immediately took a buddy of mine and declared that I was going to go toe-to-toe with him. Now, the guy I went against is an experienced drinker and an irish/scotch American who did an admirable job. For a while I thought he had beat me but I held on to a self-declared victory, witnessed by some of my fellow employees before I headed off to bed under my own steam.
I think it was 23 shots of various concoctions when I called it a night. I was pretty drunk, drunker than I’ve been in a while, but still sober enough to change out of my clothes and confirm one last time that my alarm was set for the morning. It’s a company rule that on the retreat we are told to have a blast, party like a rockstar, but if anyone misses one of the meetings where we do true work then they are fired. So, the alarm clock was very important.
I woke up to the alarm and I’m feeling it this morning in the form of a headache but not too bad.
Today we’re doing departmental meetings in the morning before we all get into character for a mystery di..lunch! That promises to be entertaining as we’ve all got rather unusual characters. Then, after the lunch that evening we’ve got the company award show (it’s like the Emmy’s but cooler someone said to me when describing it.) So I’ll be enjoying that as well today.
Then tomorrow, we’re up at 3am to get on a bus to the train station before rolling on back to Orlando. But so far it’s been a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to today.

I'm Patrick Jarrett. I am a Senior Software Developer for 
