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"You’re Telling Me That Thing Is Forged?"

I forget the name of the book I read, but it was discussing the absurdity that was the Trump regime and how inept they were at actually running the country. It was in that book that I was first introduced to John McEntee. The linked article recounts a bit more about John. This first excerpt captures what had been highlighted in the book, which was the absolute absurd levels of loyalty which were required by that regime. The second one was new to me and absolutely wild to read about.

Edit: Ah yes, the book I was trying to think of was Michael Lewis' The Fifth Risk.

The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis

Johnny McEntee was just twenty‑five years old when he volunteered to work on the Trump campaign in 2015. He didn't have much experience—he was a production assistant on the news desk at Fox News at the time—but he was eager, confident, and willing to work hard. Most importantly, he loved Donald Trump. A former quarterback at the University of Connecticut, he achieved short-lived internet fame in 2011 when a video of him throwing trick passes went viral. Trump liked having him around and soon made him his personal assistant, taking him along whenever he traveled. As the campaign ramped up, he became Trump's "body guy," carrying the candidate's bags and relaying messages.

McEntee reprised the role in the White House after the 2016 election, but was fired in early 2018 by then-chief of staff John Kelly when a background check turned up a serious gambling habit that was considered to pose a national security risk. He didn't leave for long, though. After Kelly himself was fired, McEntee returned to the White House in February 2020.

His second stint in the administration proved to be more consequential. McEntee resumed his role as Trump's body guy with a seat just outside the Oval Office, but he was also named director of the Presidential Personnel Office, which is responsible for the vetting, hiring, and firing of the four thousand political appointees who serve in the executive branch. McEntee may have never hired or fired anybody before in his life, but he was fiercely loyal—and for Trump, that made him the perfect choice for the job.

McEntee's efforts to root out Trump infidels in the administration were often comically petty, but they came with the force of a presidential mandate. Just weeks before the 2020 presidential election, for example, somebody on McEntee's staff discovered that a young woman in the office of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson had liked an Instagram post by pop star Taylor Swift that included a photo of Swift holding a tray of cookies decorated with the Biden-Harris campaign logo. The transgression was brought all the way to White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, who placed a call to Carson's top aide. The message: We can't have our people liking the social media posts of a high‑profile Biden supporter like Taylor Swift.

Now, this comes out from January 6th investigations, and is mind boggling.

The January 6 Committee's investigation unearthed the extraordinary story of what happened next—but the information didn't make it into any of the committee's hearings or its final report. What follows is based on the sworn testimony of the key players, including McEntee and Macgregor, as well as National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien and General Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Three days after Macgregor arrived at the Pentagon, he called McEntee and told him he couldn't accomplish any of the items on their handwritten to-do list without a signed order from the president.

"Hey, they're not going to do anything we want, or the president wants, without a directive," Macgregor told him, emphasizing the need for an official White House order signed by Trump. The Pentagon's stonewalling made sense, of course: You don't make major changes to America's global defense posture based on a glorified Post-it note from the president's body guy.

The order, Macgregor added, should focus on the top priority from McEntee's list—Afghanistan—and it had to include a specific date for the complete withdrawal of all uniformed military personnel from the country. He suggested January 31, 2021.

McEntee and an assistant quickly typed up the directive, but they moved the Afghanistan withdrawal timeline up to January 15—just five days before Trump was set to leave office—and added a second mandate: a complete withdrawal of US troops from Somalia by December 31, 2020.

McEntee, of course, didn't know the first thing about drafting a presidential directive—let alone one instructing the movement of thousands of servicemen and -women. He had two jobs in the White House—only one of which he was qualified for—and neither one had anything to do with national security or the military. An order even 10 percent as consequential as the one McEntee was drafting would typically go through the National Security Council with input from the civilian leadership at the Pentagon, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the military commanders in the region. Instead, the guy who usually carried Trump's bags was hammering it out on his computer, consulting with nobody but the retired colonel the president had just hired because he had seen him on cable TV.

The absurdity of the situation was captured in McEntee's interview with the January 6 Committee:

Q: Is it typical for the Presidential Personnel Office to draft orders concerning troop withdrawal?

McEntee: Probably not typical, no.

Because they were so out of their depth, McEntee and his assistant ended up reaching out to Macgregor again—they didn't know how to arrange the document they were working on. "I was called on the phone by one of McEntee's staffers who was having trouble formatting the order and getting the language straight," Macgregor recalled. The retired colonel told the thirty-year-old staffer to open a cabinet, find an old presidential decision memorandum, and copy it.

Easy enough. The duo wrote up the order, had the president sign it, and sent it over to Kash Patel, the new acting defense secretary's chief of staff.

Chaos ensued.